HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
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once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
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So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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