Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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