talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
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and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
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I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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