Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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