It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
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We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
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This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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