His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
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I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
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yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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