i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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