i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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