we're blogging at a bar
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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