if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
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I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
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After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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