I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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