Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
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Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
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Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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