if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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