I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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