If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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