Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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