the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
and she was petting her beer can
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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