Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

Favorite
(512): View more from Texas

He told me I remind him of his sister...

(917): View more from New York City

Was this before or after you did it?

(512): View more from Texas

before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(512): He told me I remind him of his sister... (917): Was this before or after you did it? (512): before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during. http://tfl.nu/66ff

Replies (7) Good night (613) Bad night (2719)
Favorite
(812): View more from Indiana

How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(812): How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt? http://tfl.nu/qj8s

Replies (46) Good night (5489) Bad night (1363)
Favorite
(216): View more from Ohio

oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(216): oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs. http://tfl.nu/udb9

Replies (28) Good night (743) Bad night (6083)
Favorite
(414): View more from Wisconsin

saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(414): saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings http://tfl.nu/clzp

Replies (13) Good night (2932) Bad night (4810)
Favorite
(217): View more from Illinois

Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?

(217): View more from Illinois

Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(217): Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking? (217): Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate http://tfl.nu/x0ta

Replies (9) Good night (1606) Bad night (691)
Favorite
(401): View more from Rhode Island

Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(401): Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically. http://tfl.nu/4j6y

Replies (17) Good night (1397) Bad night (732)
Favorite
(770): View more from Georgia

Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(770): Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way. http://tfl.nu/age7

Replies (9) Good night (1016) Bad night (1393)
Favorite
(651): View more from Minnesota

We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(651): We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom. http://tfl.nu/dyyq

Replies (3) Good night (2403) Bad night (551)
Favorite
(917): View more from New York City

SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(917): SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME! http://tfl.nu/punt

Replies (6) Good night (2086) Bad night (940)
Favorite
(410): View more from Maryland

I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(410): I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex. http://tfl.nu/2gjc

Replies (7) Good night (1151) Bad night (353)
Favorite
(317): View more from Indiana

So did he inherit the massive family cock?

(1-317): View more from Indiana

:(

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(317): So did he inherit the massive family cock? (1-317): :( http://tfl.nu/a8a5

Replies (9) Good night (575) Bad night (2151)
Favorite
(806): View more from Texas

I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(806): I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots. http://tfl.nu/ai8j

Replies (0) Good night (232) Bad night (479)
Favorite
(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(570): I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night. http://tfl.nu/0a56

Replies (8) Good night (1450) Bad night (244)
Favorite
(+61): View more from Australia

I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(+61): I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes. http://tfl.nu/bcwt

Replies (3) Good night (309) Bad night (654)
Favorite
(719): View more from Colorado

Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(719): Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne http://tfl.nu/cvi0

Replies (3) Good night (263) Bad night (378)

Randomize

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Find Us On: