If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
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I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
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Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen