all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
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Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
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idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best