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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  i barfeds in our rink

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• (386): View more from Florida

  totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  doooooooo herrrrrrrrr

  (504): View more from Louisiana

  I'm out of practice. be my yoda

  (314): View more from Missouri

  put your penis in her you must.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.

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• (772): View more from Florida

  The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom

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• (713): View more from Texas

  The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.

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  I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.

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• (226): View more from Ontario

  We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.

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• (862): View more from New Jersey

  This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies

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