Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

Favorite
(810): View more from Michigan

I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.

(1-810): View more from Michigan

Holy shittt I don't even have a bf

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(810): I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half. (1-810): Holy shittt I don't even have a bf http://tfl.nu/57lu

Replies (3) Good night (982) Bad night (1251)
Favorite
(614): View more from Ohio

Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(614): Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong. http://tfl.nu/lm91

Replies (6) Good night (1434) Bad night (1143)
Favorite
(604): View more from British Columbia

there's paper in my vomit.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(604): there's paper in my vomit. http://tfl.nu/yer9

Replies (18) Good night (1085) Bad night (3377)
Favorite
(714): View more from California

I would go down on you faster than GM stock

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(714): I would go down on you faster than GM stock http://tfl.nu/ai9f

Replies (32) Good night (7856) Bad night (830)
Favorite
(405): View more from Oklahoma

Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.

(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

Too many margaritas?

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(405): Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog. (321): Too many margaritas? http://tfl.nu/18gt

Replies (9) Good night (4218) Bad night (1127)
Favorite
(818): View more from California

his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(818): his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up http://tfl.nu/dywv

Replies (13) Good night (1200) Bad night (4942)
Favorite
(360): View more from Washington

I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(360): I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too http://tfl.nu/ui5h

Replies (6) Good night (3403) Bad night (1307)
Favorite
(513): View more from Ohio

Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(513): Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette. http://tfl.nu/g7cy

Replies (2) Good night (1455) Bad night (682)
Favorite
(719): View more from Colorado

Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(719): Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon. http://tfl.nu/ncwf

Replies (8) Good night (2289) Bad night (890)
Favorite
(608): View more from Wisconsin

Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(608): Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night http://tfl.nu/2p0f

Replies (1) Good night (1466) Bad night (765)
Favorite
(615): View more from Tennessee

You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(615): You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy. http://tfl.nu/cdg1

Replies (10) Good night (860) Bad night (1600)
Favorite
(617): View more from Massachusetts

theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot

(617): View more from Massachusetts

i want to face-plant into her vagina

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(617): theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot (617): i want to face-plant into her vagina http://tfl.nu/1iml

Replies (10) Good night (2665) Bad night (717)
Favorite
(702): View more from Nevada

Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.

(1-702): View more from Nevada

I regret nothing

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(702): Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal. (1-702): I regret nothing http://tfl.nu/jdko

Replies (12) Good night (2657) Bad night (718)
Favorite
(707): View more from California

He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(707): He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed. http://tfl.nu/sv05

Replies (5) Good night (801) Bad night (1227)
Favorite
(860): View more from Connecticut

You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(860): You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors http://tfl.nu/ik36

Replies (3) Good night (1097) Bad night (462)

Randomize

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard