Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra