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I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
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She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
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