Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
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