What did we do last night that was yellow?
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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