I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
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It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
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He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
A+ Viking dick
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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