he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
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the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
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I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
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