It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Randomize