no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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