Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
we should paint friendship bongs
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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