I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
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She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
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I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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