Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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