Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
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she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
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When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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