If you die in college, do you die in real life?
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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