belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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