like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
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Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
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In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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