Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
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so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
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he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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