remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
