What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
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he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
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Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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