his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
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Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
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.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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