i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
jump out the window naked night went bad
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