Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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