Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Michael Bay diarrhea
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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