Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
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i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
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Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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