why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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