I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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