Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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