Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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