I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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