Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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