Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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