Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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