I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
How does one acquire holy water?
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Randomize
