just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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