As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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