Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
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I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
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I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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