Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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