I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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