I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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