I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
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he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
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Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
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