normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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