doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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