My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Randomize
